E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

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Office walk of shame

She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”

Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.

It’s called the office walk of shame.

Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame

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Gangsta Rap Shame

The overwhelming sense of shame and embarrassment experienced when a person is discovered while privately enjoying early to mid 1990’s gangsta rap music. The most common sufferers are middle aged white men.

Dave: You can't help but turn it up and bob your head a little when some 90's rap comes on! Until you pull up next to a minivan and you get the "You are waaay too old to be bumpin’ 2pac." look! So you quickly turn it down & pretend like it wasn't you.

Todd: I too suffer from Gangsta Rap Shame. *fist bumps*

Dave: Word.

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bathroom walk of shame

a variation of the walk of shame where a guy has to walk by other guys in the men's room who are washing their hands and/or using the urinals in order to get to a stall to take a dump

-Ughh.. I had to take a dump right after the office fire drill when there were 20 guys in the restroom. Total bathroom walk of shame.

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fat-shaming fanclub

the skinnest swiftie stan twitter/snapchat group

"Tyler, Ash, Londynn, Daisy, and Poppy are all apart of the fat-shaming fanclub, i wish i was as skinny as them."

Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.

Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.