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When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss
I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash
A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend
Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes
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