alto noob

Little children on games with mics who have an extremely high pitched voice, often times hurting ear drums and causing brain damage.

STFU ALTO NOOB! Hey alto noob, stfu and go back to the nursery where you belong.

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Noob Syndrome

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

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iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

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Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

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Noob-nuts

Vulgar slang, used to describe someone who is very low in skill and intelligence.

"Jim, you noob-nuts, don't set yourself on fire!"

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Killzone noob

A person who uses 203's , Rockets, and mines alot. Thats all the people in the game use so when u get killed by some1 on any game u refer to them as a Killzone noob.

Ex. Chris kills Mark with a rocket , Chris is a Killzone noob

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Noob Tube

The art of using the rifle mounted grenade launcher in Call Of Duty 4

Damn it Sutton stop using that damn noob tube

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