Dry soaping

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.

dry george

Black coffee

Need to wake up, I’ll have a dry George

dry plunge

When you turn off the water for someone a toilet and flush it so there is no water remaining in the tank or bowl. You then proceed to take a dump in the dry bowl.

-Damn what’s that awe full smell?
- Oh, I just dry plunged the toilet!

river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

dry crag

Where a woman lacks sufficient lubrication, she is regarded as suffering the dry crag!!

Fetch the ky jelly dear - ive got the dry crag again

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.