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True definition: 44th President of the United States who was elected in 2009 and reelected in 2012. He was born in Hawaii and has lived in the USA for his entire life. He attended Harvard Law School and became a senator in Illinois. He has tried to introduce better policies to the United States, but the Republican House of Representatives has obstructed him no matter what the bill. For some reason, conservatives try to come up with crazy myths to discredit him.
Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.
Regular person: Barack Obama could have been a great President if it weren't for the Republican Congress's obstruction.
Right-wing maniac: Is you kiddin' me? That Nazi soshulist commie fashist muslim atheist terrorist homo negro Kenyan illegal immigrant wants to destroy 'murica and let homos get married and have sex and kill innocent babies before there born! And he wants to take my gunz away!
Regular person: You have no factual basis for those insane claims. You don't even know the definition of Nazism, fascism, socialism, communis--
Right-wing maniac: *Shoots rational thinking person with his shotgun
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1. The 44th president of the United States of 'Murica
2. Person, bro, man, dude, 'nigga'
1. Obama is the the first black president of the USA
2. Good shit, obama
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The Americans first Black Islamic President becomes America's first black Islamic president to be assassinated.
Obama Day is only a day of mourning for terrorist supporters and jihadists.
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A term used by small minded individuals who are controlled by the Republican fear machine to describe a man who represents real positive change in the government of this country.
McCain: I hear that obama-nigger is still polling better than me
Hillary: Yeah, but don't worry, it's not because of your OLD BALLS.
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Say this as abomination; used for tell what obama has done to the nation.
Friend #1: obama is the worst president we've had ever!
Friend #2: he turned our country into an Obama- Nation...
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A made up holiday used as an excuse for people to miss work. If they get in trouble, all they have to do is accuse their employer of being racist.
I feel lazy as hell today, I'm gonna call in a Obama Day.
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What lazy-ass kids collect rather than working a damned day in their lives.
Why should I put in hard work for a dollar when I can sit on the couch and receive Obama Bucks from the Big Man?
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