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pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.
Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
Drew durnil did a great job being officer snowflake
A sentence black people can’t use.
Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.
Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.
FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".
The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.
(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"
Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"