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To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.
"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"
If some one falls down something like stairs or a hill and dont stop rolling.
John: Dude did you hear what happened to Chris the other day
Mike: You mean when he fell down those stairs that was one ongoing roll
Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"
Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.
A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.
...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!
when a group of friend's weed bags are running dry & they wanna get high.
so they all combine their different types of marijuana into a blunt, joint, junt, cone etc.
a: do you wanna throw the rest of your shake in on a frankenstein roll? we're all almost out.
b: fa sho dawg.
A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.
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