Blank Mode

When you go on one for 7 day drunk not remembering most of the thing you did or done.

I was so blank mode last week.i couldnt remember anything.!haha=)

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jackhammer mode

To rapidly and continuously pound a vagina fast and hard during sexual intercourse like jackhammer tool.

When we where fucking he put it jackhammer mode.

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tank mode

to go beast on L4D in a destructive manner.

Jack Smith: Man Left 4 Dead is pretty fun!

Tyrone LaTrice Johnson: Yeah, especially when you TANK MODE them hoes.

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Incognito mode

A mode on a laptop that can make u get away with watching porn hub or any porn stuff

Ight it’s time to go on incognito mode so I can beat the fuck out of my meat

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Loser mode

A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.

Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."

Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."

Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."

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Smoke Mode

Another word for Hot, Fine, Cute, Sexy, Dime, Amazing, etc.

Daaamn!... Jessica is on smoke mode.

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Battle Mode

The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.

Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.

You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.

Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*

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