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When you go to a party, you're already pretty drunk, then your mate comes up to you with a 30 bag, you smoke it, take off your clothes and get in the pool. Could also be called Pool Shmammered or Pool Faded.
Person one: Dude, remember that party last night?
Person two: Barely, man.
Person one: Haha, we were so pool stoning.
Person two: Ahh dude, you mean we were pool shmammered?
Person one: Yeah man, we were pretty pool faded.
Person two: Damn...
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Don't compare at all to the Beatles or to Zeppelin,They don't even compare to countless lesser bands.The stones SUCK!
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when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry
popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.
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Ancient Gothic God of darkness and power. Reveared by Meso- ostro- and ester-goths. Aka in various countries as: Steinseele; Âme en pierre l'immortal; Alma de pedra o goth; anima di pietra del signore; 夜的石灵魂; 暗闇の石造りの精神;밤 주, Stone SoulThe Immortal; Stone Soul, Lord of Night. Held in difering levels of reverance by different cultures, generaly worshiped as immortal, supernatural. Appears in differing forms and in human forms of differing ages according to various cultures standards. Is central in some urban legends and anceint scandanavian and gothic proverbs.
Hail to thee, Stone soul, Lord of Night, Immortal one, protect us in the shadows of thy kingdom's folds, hide our frailty and endow us with thy strength.
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When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.
dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!
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To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.
Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!
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a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it
person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude
person 1: ya...i hate my life
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