To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.
Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!
were you fuck your girlfriend.
Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!
were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"
Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!
A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?
Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.
When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.
I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.