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To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
Within the pot smoking community, 'Smoke Deuce' refers to someone smoking two bongs in a row out of rotai- also known as rotation.
Ex. Ah man you Smoked Deuce!? Now I don't have time to smoke a bong before I leave! I have to eat dinner with my parents in an hour... I'm going to Smoke Deuce now
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1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45
Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice
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The indication of wearing the same undergarment for one day and then the following, implying a certain lack of hygiene on the party.
When a guy hasn't been home for 2 days and hasn't taken a shower and had a change of clothes and he's been with his friend for the entire time he's been out of the house, his friend might say...
"you sum derrty shyt, yu` been hav`n da same derrty *ss drawz fa` 2 dayz now... yu` strait double-deuce`n..."
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Appropriate response when an act, event, opinion, or statement is stupid, and/or ridiculous, doesn't make sense or is just plain fucked up.
KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?....I'm having laser hair removal!!
RED: WHAT THA DEUCE!
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When one's crap, AKA a deuce, is so big it cannot fit down the toilet pipes. It is neccesary to break, or chunk, up the deuce so that it can flush properly.
I ate some wicked Mexican food last night, and had to chunk up the deuce... twice!
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someone who is snipeing on Cod 4 :Call of Duty 4
There is a deuce cake on the roof of building 1
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