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A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry
I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot
Seraph mom, is a mom from the discord user that go by Seraph. Seraph's mom is a streamer.
"Yo have you seen Seraph's mom?!?!? She whaled in genshin for her kid yesterday!!"
"really??!"
1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this
Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM
Was riding my dick last night
Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .