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The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.
Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.
My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.
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take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss
"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"
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A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.
She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.
a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "
Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies
A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.
"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"
"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"
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A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise
little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy
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