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Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair
Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel
a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.