verb - To attempt to appear more pious or religious than someone else for personal gain.
The two conservative candidates didn't even talk about the important issues in their campaign ads, they just kept trying to out-Jesus each other.
1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes
1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out
getting as much ass as is possible in one weekend
man we bout to be coochin out this weekend huh?
A supercharged gay sex session, complete with every foreplay technique and sexual position two guys can think of, all performed in a gay-as -theater backdrop of Madonna music, old movie starlet posters and a faint scent of jasmine.
Guy 1. Hey Gary, what did you do this weekend?
Guy 2. I had a two day romp with a super buff bottom named Chip! We were totally Faggin’ Out!!
To get visually upset at the teasing or light criticism of others, usually ending in leaving the scene of torment and playing Tetris on a dark porch.
After we jokingly (but semi-seriously) told him to stop drinking, Chadd decided to Chadd Out. We found him on the porch twenty minutes later.
(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.
Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.
The act of faux going out with a girl or boy. A situation where they believe you are in a monogamous relationship but your action, when not with them, do not reflect this fact.
Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.