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How Uni boys text and call girls to have sex with them
Abu : Babe Come over , it's raining
Babe : k omw
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combing over pubic hair over your penis in order to hide its small size is what is known as a comb over. dont try this one at home kids. If you know a brad.....he does it.
OMG ITS SO BIG AND HAIRY LIKE A GURRIELLA!
no, its just a comb-over.
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you are doing a chick from behind, and just before you blow it you wind right up and crank her in the head with a cast iron pan...rendering her unconscious. then she can be flipped over easily and blasted with your wad of hate paste.
when she came to, she wished she'd never agreed to the Over Easy.
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1. To be owned or defeated very badly in something. To have lost without even given a chance
1.John was playing QuakeIII and lost in 5 seconds because he was teamed by 5 opponents
John was BENT OVER
2. This kid called me a faggot, and before he could say anything else I power bombed him to the ground and stabbed him in the back with a knife, man was he ever bent over!
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The most abused/overused phrase on the internet.
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
"...SHUT THE FUCK UP."
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!. Caroline- I really screwed up on this project!
Hillary- It's OK, just paint ovet it!
2. Hillary- I'm so mad, he never texted me back!
Caroline- Just paint over it.
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When you wake up after a heavy night of partying feeling pretty good on account of still being drunk; as opposed to hung over.
Having a left over can often be translated into a bearable day (given one has nothing to do) through the use of marijuana, greasy breakfast burritos, or more alcohol followed by a nap. The hair of the dog is just enough to stave of the hang over until you can deal with it in your sleep.
Late-night pot smoking helps the body lean towards a left over the next day. Don't ask me why, it just does.
Frank: "Dude, I feel like shit after drinking Budweiser last night."
Linus: "Man, you shoulda hit that joint. I have a total left over and am about to go to IHOP!"
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