Paint The Town Red

To have violent intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating.

Dude 1: I'm about to have some super-hardcore sex with my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Isn't she on her period?

Dude 1: Yeah. I'm about to Paint The Town Red

Dude 2: That's gross.

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paint the town red

when a girl is on her period and she wanders the street with a skirt/dress and no underwear on dotting the streets with blood.

Nicole: Steve donkey punched me last night, I think I am going to blow off some steam and paint the town red. Lisa, can I borrow your white skirt?

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paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

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Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

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Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

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Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

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Crazy people paint

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

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