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piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!

Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times

Guy1: I forgor💀

by Stinky Hitler fart June 12, 2022


Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

by Mydickis9inch February 19, 2014


Piss in peace

Piss in peace is a term used to talk about urinating alone

I waited for my annoying roommate to leave so I could piss in peace.

by Nightmarez4Dayz September 19, 2016


Piss Digit

The male genitalia.

Nick enjoys fellating piss digits.

by TherealPissDigit April 20, 2015


Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010


Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 3, 2010


Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021