ran off on the plug twice

When you meet up with a drug dealer and run away with the drugs without paying.

drug dealer plug plug thug

Plies "Ritz Carlton" lyrics: "Ran off on the plug twice, he steady callin and i ain't callin back"

drug dealer plug plug thug

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punk rock ear plugs

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.

Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????

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Butt Plug Jokes

They make people delete you on Snapchat

Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs

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Ran off on da plug

When you're iPhone is at 1% so you run downstairs to get your charger and you slip and fall and then your phone dies

"Yo Sam, did you see me ran off on da plug earlier? Lmao that shit was cray"

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butt plugs and shoulder shrugs

insane band straight outta the stamford ska/screamo underground

also see
jesus christ and the moses humpers
the fuck me harders

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs are so underground they dont even know there in the band!

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three prong plug

what people use to shove up their asshole/cunt-hole

mmmm three prong plug feels GOOD!

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Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

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