Kieran Polish

An asshole who is a nazi, Trump loving, white suprematist, hater. He also hates foreigners and wants to rule the world.

‘The Jews deserved it’- Kieran polish

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Polish Kiss

When you burp into your partners mouth instead of kissing them

I gave my girlfriend a polish kiss, but she didn't enjoy it

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Polish Cannon

Sebastian Janikowski was born on March 2, 1978 as an only child to Henryk and Halina Janikowski in Wałbrzych, Poland. His father was a professional soccer player, and moved to the United States in the early 1980s in the hopes of reviving his career. Years after Janikowski's father emigrated from Poland, his parents divorced and Henryk married an American citizen. Left at home with just his mother, Janikowski began to excel at soccer himself, and when he was 15, Janikowski earned a spot on the Polish under-17 team.

Sebastian would go on to have a career in the National Football League as a kicker.

Quite possibly the greatest kicker to ever live.

"I haven't seen anyone kick a ball like that, since the Polish Cannon was playing"

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Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

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nail polish remover

Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.

After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.

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Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

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polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

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