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Sick DJs throwing down rugged tunes, often to the dismay of pill poppers and candy ravers.
"I was rollin balls at this sweet party when all the sudden the POOP KRU came in and destroyed our cuddle puddle."
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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
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Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.
"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"
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poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking
Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning
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When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.
I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!
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A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."
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The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.
Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.