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potato with legs

When a dog is so fat that it can no longer walk.

God, that dog really is a potato with legs.

by Tsjtwertnick January 11, 2017

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Potato Quality

A form of media that is of mediocre or bad quality in terms of definition.

"why is the picture so potato quality?"
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."

by FGUYRET4LGJ;KLSDH FLJ April 27, 2020

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potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

by jk_actually February 8, 2011

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Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

by TurtleNugget911 November 27, 2019

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Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

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Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes

man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes

by Action Aardvark February 5, 2011

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Potato Gang

The Potato Gang is a group of 4 friends with an emotional bond with potatoes.

"Tian, Anna, Jett and Godson are in Potato Gang"

by TheUrbanPotato September 25, 2021

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