a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole
trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...
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A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much
Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.
Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.
(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)
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1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.
2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time
Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.
He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.
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a group of lil bitch ass hoes who are clearly the biggest simps of all time
Purple Gang:*gets caught lacking*
Green gang:*completely tears their anuses*
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Code word to be used when in the presence of a one upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".
One upper enters the room, joins a conversation without invitation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"
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the best drug you could ever do in your whole life
take a hit of the purple snake
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