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A Rachel is the pure essence of swag. They are uncompareable, they stand out from the masses because of their absolute raw sex appeal. If you know a Rachel, hide your boyfriend, daddy, your brother, hell hide your grandpa too because she's comin for them.
Person 1: Oh my God is that a off duty model??
Person 2: No that's just a Rachel.
"this is for rachel you big fat white nast smelling fat b*. why you took me off the mf schedule with your trifflin' dirty white racist big fat b*. oompa loompa body as* b* im coming off the schedule and im gonna beat the fck outta you b*
this is for rachel
- tik tok voicemail
sweet, kind hearted girl. she loves pets. she may fuck the occasional horse but that’s okay. her 10/10 personality and her awesome cooking makes up for it.
“hey did rachel why are you walking funny? were you at the horse stable again last night;)?”
someone who shits in the shower and puts it down the drain. also a jew who complains a lot.
bro did you hear about rachel?
yea i heard she poops in the shower
She is an amusing, inspiring, fun-loving, independent badass Bitch who loves to fuck with the people she's around. She's also fine as hell.
Damn girl what's your name, cuz you're lookin like a rachel
Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
“You're such a Rachel”
*person proceeds to kill themselves*
very in love with a very special person who loves her so much! she has a bright smile and lights up every room she comes into, if you have a rachel, hold her close!!
Rachel is gorgeous