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a Fatass Pig born on July 8, 1984 likes masturbate to any kind of porn and collects all the porno mags and videos.
Jeremiah Richard Wilson Jr. raids a 10 year old kid in rust and makes him cry after sending death threats and porn through discord then all of the sudden he got raided in real life BY THE COPS FOR HIS STASHED FLASHDRIVE OF CP
The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around
Also a huge penis
He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini
A high school located in the city of cerritos as a member of the ABC Unified School District. The school is known for its diversity, sports program, offers the most AP/Honors classes in the district, and its hella competitive big brother Gretchen Whitney High. Often regarded as mid tier when compared to the other four high schools in the district. At Gahr, you got super brainiacs, diligent nerds, epik gamers , and lurking webs. Rival schools are Cerritos High School and Artesia High School.
If Richard Gahr High School is the Gryffindor of ABC Unified District, then Cerritos High is the Ravenclaw, Gretchen Whitney High is the Slytherin, and Artesia High is the Hufflepuff.
Sometimes called RJ. Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy is just a really tall Pimp with massive shoulders, he has the funds to be a real sugar daddy but he would rather be a durry daddy (giving girls cigarettes in trade for sexual pleasure). He has one girl, or eagle in mind but is called Sugar Daddy by another. He also minds if people hit that yeet. His hobbies include acting gay with a particular friend and playing ode to joy on a not tuned guitar. His favorite word is Creampie and he can't be in a skype call without making weird inhumane noises.
'What are you fucking gay?' - Boii
'Well Rafe's man tits look pretty good but no' -Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy
'CREAMPIE'-girl
'OOH I like you, let me serenade you with ode to joy'- Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy
'Sugar Daddy give me that sugar hun' -Sugar Baby
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Richard Ayoade.. Such a nerd and yet we love him anyway. Richard plays the loveable and yet socially retarted character of Maurice Moss on Channel 4's The IT Crowd. Moss is someone who will email the emergency services in the case of a fire, who will get the words fire and golf mixed up and will tell somebody you're dead and then try to flee the country. In short, Moss is the nerdiest character to have ever graced our screens but we love him anyway. He also plays a shaman called Naboo on the Mighty Boosh.
God, Richard Ayoade (Maurice Moss) is such a nerd.
Yeah but I love him.
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when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
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The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"
Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
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