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This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.
My pussy phat like Santa Claus
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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
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WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
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A amazing beautiful SEXY person.
Hey guys welcome back to my channel its shaye bay from Santa Fe here!
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To fall from grace very quickly; wasting your life partying, drinking, fucking, and glamorizing Jersey Shore and the Kardashians to the point where your morning hangover consists of you having lost your future, your friends, your family, and your true self.
This is a reference to the cities of Anaheim and Santa Ana being in a close walking distance (Anaheim is seen as the "nicer" city while Santa Ana is seen as "ghetto")
To go nowhere in your life.
"Yesterday Dumbass Jessica was bragging on Facebook about how she’s out with her friends partying in hotels in the city and that everyone should be jealous. This morning she’s posted she’s stuck in Anaheim and has to walk to Santa Ana." -- creepycreepmeout, Tumblr
A prime example of walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana.
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.
I bought a car this December......
Looks like Santa came early this year.
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