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when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
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When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!
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The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.
Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.
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An American alternative/emo band including:
Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
30 seconds to mars rocks :)
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Larry: How was your date with Sally last night?
Joe: Unfortunately, I played the leading role from my favorite movie Gone in 60 Seconds.
Larry: Ahh, That's too bad. Want another beer?
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The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.
usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
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A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.
Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!
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