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The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.
Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.
A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do
Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce
Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.
When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.
Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.
A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.
Who do you think is the secret gay from the class