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Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

by TapSnaporNap June 1, 2024


clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 3, 2007


soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.

Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.

by jfburke619 September 5, 2015


Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021


Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day

On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)

Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!

by Definitely over 6ft March 9, 2022


brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021


stateline soccer club

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️

stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!

by rat rat November 16, 2019