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- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?
- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?
- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!
- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.
We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.
What did they do with it?
They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.
What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?
All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.
I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.
What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?
They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.
Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.
You mean space age monkies right?
Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
Space monkey is a term used for the sudden rush after smoking a huge rip. Often times it feels as if the person enduring the space monkey is going to pass out or puke.
‘Yo bro that yettie gave me the WORST space monkey!
An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.
Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
That vulture has hammer Space - Miguel O'Hara
When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.
1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.
When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.
kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!
Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.