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Taking credit for someone else's idea or work.
When your boss takes credit for your work
"i can't believe he stole my idea."
"yep, he is pulling a steve."
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Someone who asks for something but gets shocked in return when you give them the answer
Steve Harvey: name something that was bigger than it was 5 years ago
Michael: Mah pp
Steve Harvey: *Angered confused noises comparable to someone strangling an ice cream van*
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A being latched to a computer, small in size but big in heart. Usually has to be taught lessons and comes out ahead. Prone to violence and dark intentions on bad days.
*little steve puts a fork in the microwave*
Person - Little Steve! That's not how you fill out wedding invitations!
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The act of jerking someone off with an apple
She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.
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The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.
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A plastic dino I found at walmart for a dollar. He has a very fierce look, and guards my door while I sleep. He is very adventurous and is a great friend. He also has a twin brother on Long Island. Together they like to hunt naughties and party it up. Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawrrr!!!
Dino steve went with me to New York and tried to eat my cheese burger
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