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a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)
Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"
Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
Making an error in judgment while high.
Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."
When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.
“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”
when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”