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Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
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There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.
P1: he's a 10 second tom.
P2: true story .
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People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.
Hood love story is another way of exposing
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When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
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Jordan was home alone. he was 15 laying in his bed., April who was 17. He began stroking his dick against a pillow and getting turned on. He put on some porn and began stroking his 8 inch dick. “Awhhh—!” he screamed and moaned. The door then slammed open and low and behold their was his sister, wet as the sea.f. She began to lick his tip, slowly making her way all the way down to his balls. “Mhmmm.. more April” he said. April moaned and responded, “Yes daddy” and began to deep throat his fat dick. “MHHMMM YES YOU SLUT” he yelled and shoved her head farther onto his dick. “AWHHHH!!” He screamed as he came into her mouth. She then got ontop of his 8 inch dick. “Mhmmm.. its so bi- big..” she stuttered, trying to take it all in. She began to ride, slowly. “Ahh— its so de- deep..” She rode faster. “Ahhh!!!” she screamed as she came on his dick. She then got ontop of his face and rode him again. Jordan shoved his tongue into her wet pussy. “ OH MY GODD!!” “You like that you nasty girl..?” She moaned. “Ye- yes daddy!” They then switched to doggy style. He shoved his fat cock into her rump, round ass. “OHH— Godd..!” He then started banging her. “ FUCK DADDY YESS!” He went faster. “ AHHH FUCKKKKKK MORE DADDYY!!!!” She screamed. “OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!” she yelled as she screamed. He then cuffed her to the bed and fucked her pussy. “GOD YES DADDY MORE!” He went faster, his fat horny ass dick shoving into her wet pussy. “FUCK! YOU LITTLE SLUT!” “AHHHH—- YES DADDY!”
That sex story 69 was amazing!
Yeah I know
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A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.