Strawberry Daiquiri

While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.

She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.

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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

The act of pulling out a girls tampon with your teeth, dropping it in her mouth, making out and swapping it back into your mouth then proceeding to swallow it and poop it out. You now have a Chocolate Covered Strawberry to put in her mouth.

I had to pay the prostitute extra to give her a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

My asshole hurts from making my girl a Chocolate Covered Strawberry.

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strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

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Coup Strawberry

When you cum in a girl's mouth and then start punching her against her cheeks, so she starts bleeding in her mouth.

The result: a Coup Strawberry, very tasty.

I came in her mouth and then punched her face in. That was a nice Coup Strawberry.

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Strawberry Milk

When your anus is pooping out something too big for its own hole, it makes it bigger by expanding it. The poop becomes a liquid and falls out of your anus. When it comes out it has a red shade from blood.

Jim: It hurts.....
John: What hurts
Jim: My anus
John: Dude is that........blood?
Jim: I think it's wet back there!
John: I thought you can hold it in!
Jim: The turd is to big.....I am going to poop on the floor!
John: Ew it looks like Strawberry Milk

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Strawberry Blow Pop

This is when you are having sex with a women and her period begins when you take a deep thrust. She then, to make up for it, gives you a blow job to clean it up.

Dude, I heard your girl is such a freak that she lets people hit it on the rag just so she can give out strawberry blow pops!

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Strawberry Pop Tart

When you are fucking a woman while shes ragging and pull out and cum all over her bloody clam resembling a frosted strawberry pop tart. And then someone eats it.

So kims pussy was all bloddy when I pulled out so I came all over it and then her roommate ate it like a strawberry pop tart.

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