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On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.
A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear
I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.