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When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.
"Nathan is a depression tear"
"Yea he's always crying"
A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.