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Math club

A club of all the people you want to beat the shit out of.

"Hey! There's the Math club, let's go beat the shit out of them!"

by JEOs July 30, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kansas Math

A tem describing the expectation to perform the same or better with reduced resources. Popularized by University of Kansas men's basketball coach Bill Self when faced with a fan base expecting continued dominance despite effects of attrition.

Reasonable fan- "How do you have these lofty expectations for Kansas basketball after losing two lottery picks and an fantastic guard?"

Unreasonable fan-"Kansas Math."

by havoc4prez September 19, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mathed out

to have done too much math homework that you are too boredd/stressed/tired out of your mind and cannot function properly to continue the math.

shit. i did an hour long math test. i am mathed out.

by jeezlouisiamgod May 20, 2009

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Quick Maths

When someone gives you a math problem and you answer it before the whole class.

Me: HA I DID 2+2-1 I GOT QUICK MATHS

by RunningInTheOofs December 6, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tabloid Math

Juicy talks in mathematical circles on who are working on which projects or proofs, or who have been offered tenure, especially among the โ€œoffice politiciansโ€ who were unprovenly promoted based on their close or intimate relationship with the boss rather than on their published papers and teaching awards.

Stabbing each other on the back, bitching about promoted or demoted fellow colleagues, and the like are part and parcel of tabloid math conversation, which preoccupies the minds of thousands of frustrated or marginalized mathematicians at lunchtime.

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

115๐Ÿ‘ 208๐Ÿ‘Ž


Symbolless Math

A politically correct term for โ€œElementary school math for the simple-minded or numerically challenged.โ€ Math concepts explained in layman terms, which is targeted at those who are allergic to hearing or seeing numerical notations or equations.

Like sugarless chocolate or vegetarian chicken, promoters of symbolless math show that no groups or peoples should be excluded, especially the math-anxious or mathophobicโ€”no one is beyond mathematical comprehension.

by MathPlus January 19, 2021

90๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Maths

The act of loosely guestimating whether a goal is achievable, often without fully thinking through the ramifications of achieving said goal.

Last month, Joe used Man Maths to work out he could just about afford an iPad with his disposable income and purchased one, however a week later he ended up receiving an on-the-spot fine for being stellard in public and this took him into his overdraft.

by FoxdieUK July 6, 2010

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