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A femboy who spends most of his time working at taco bell or comparing the size of his cock to a monster energy drink. He simps for Rem from rezero on the weekends. Also known as the ultimate horny ass weeb
Aaron/ruka sarashina: *sends a picture of his thighs to the GC*
Jerome: nice
Bread: bruh
Austin: I'd use those thighs as a pillow 👍
Aaron: I would too if they weren't my thighs
When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!
(Life)
Aaron's life in short
Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..
Next school day...
Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!
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When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.
*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.
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one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial on her friendster page even tho he promised her but claims that he didnt.
holy shit it's uncle aaron writing Cissy a testimonial!
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Usually Paul Aaron is a German name. Paul Aaron acts smart but is truly the stupidest person living. If you know a Paul Aaron you must have extremely bad luck.
He just solved a genius math question but now he forgets that he even did it, he must be a Paul Aaron.
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Internet royalty, hometown celebrity, royal bitch.
Dude, you've never heard of Aaron Ecstasy!?
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Background:
The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.
The Curse
The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.
Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.
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