Alex goes into the girls changing room at a rowing club and sniffs underwear.
Alex is a species in which noone knows and he can be tempted to stare at you for long periods of time. If you even come across an Alex I suggest your run because he can be one hell of a Runner.
"ITS ALEX EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK AWAY"
Alex:*alex noises*
He is very skinny a little funny Fast good at catching short Get no girls but oh well who would want to be a alex
he will catch any ball you throw to him #alex