Random
Source Code
Random
A person of the female affinity who produced a music video for the sole purpose of informing those who do not know that it is Friday, which comes after Thursday and is followed by Saturday which is then followed by Sunday.
Rebecca Black: YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TODAY IS FRIDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY. SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.
60👍 18👎
when you consume so much alcohol that your brain goes to sleep but your body gets all "eye of the tiger" and soldiers on
Yea dude I got so black out that I gave a girl a golden shower and I don't even remember it!
185👍 66👎
the act of using black people as a power source for something, usually gang violence, drug pushing, or plantations.
my plantation uses black power!
1399👍 575👎
The armageddon of all farts. The nastiest, most foul-smelling fart that a person can possibly unload.
Todd came to our party last night, and within four minutes the house was completely empty because he dropped a black zephyr. I still can't see out of one eye.
59👍 17👎
1.)Black Mage (blak-mayj) n: The epitome of awsomness.
2.)The most destructive force in existence.
3.)Not always entirely evil.
4.)Weilder of the almighty level 9 spell "Hadoken" also known to be substituted with "Fighter-doken".
5.)An untapped nexus of power that would allow for the ability to bend they very cosmos to one's will, that is also not completely hideous.
6.)One who has more doomsday spells than one knows what to do with, wait... yes one does!
7.)Me.
8.)One who, at LV99, is industructible and nukes everything in his path.
9.)One who has an innate hate of stupid, cocky, and or scamming people.
10.)One who likes pie, especcially evil pie.
11.)The highest compliment one can recieve
12.)One who believes staff-chucks don't work and hates thieves.
13.)One with an awsome hat that should never be removed at the risk of the life and sanity to all who gazeth upon what lay underneath.
1."That Black Mage is really flippin' awsome!"
2."I bet Black Mage could destroy the universe!"
3."Black Mage isn't THAT evil..."
4."Die sucka! HADOKEN!!!"
5."Black Mage isn't completely hideous! Why he can bend the very cosmos to his will!"
6."Heh, heh, I think I know what I'll do with my 49th doomsday spell know.."
7."I'm a Black Mage yo!"
8."You cannot possible kill me! I'm a LV99 Black Mage!
9."I hate you Fighter, I really do..."
10."Pie? Oh please... Wait, EVIL PIE?! YAYYYYY!!!!"
11."You're a real Black Mage." "Really? THANK YOU MAN!!!"
12."I hate you Thief, and staff-chucks are a stupid idea!"
13."What happened to him?" "Oh, he just gazeth upon what lay underneath my awsome hat." "Dang!"
57👍 17👎
One of the rarest forms of metal, found in the mountains of Norway. Discovered and first forged by the blacksmith Burzum.
That armor is made from black metal. Only the most evil can wear it.
220👍 81👎
CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet
Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.
242👍 90👎