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A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".
After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.
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The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?
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The thing that does not exist. Canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. The place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. When one thinks of Canadian Power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.
Bob: "Yo what do you think about Canada"
Ron: "They aint nothing, got no Canadian Power"
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Its when u droppa duece on a ugly girls face and wipe in the poop with ur dirty butt cheeks.
Travis thought Breanna was so ugly so he gave her a canadian bulldog.
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One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".
Allis is such a godamn Dutch Canadian
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like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.
it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.
"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"
"no, thats fucking gay dude."
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A special sexual action that is generally only performed by members of a small sexual sub-culture who suffer from Canadymphomania.
Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).
Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.
Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.
More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.
After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
John: So, Susie... would you ever be interested in doing a Canadian History?
Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
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