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Although appearing in numerous films such as Titanic, Sweeney Todd, Star Trek V & VI, Quest of the Delta knights (in which he played both the bad guy AND the good guy), Scream 2 and The Omen, to name but a few,he generally reguarded as; OH! I know that bloke! He was in that film I saw, can't remember his name...
Sometimes it is perceived that he will take any role he's offered and so when discussing who will be cast in parts in upcoming films, the general consensus is: maybe David Warner will do it...
Oh look it's that bloke who got his head chopped off in The Omen. Let me IMDB him... It's David Warner...
Super short cut-off jeans worn by men. Very similar to daisy dukes worn by women.
Although david dukes can vary in length, they are typically so short the man's buttocks is barely contained.
See hot pants for more information
Man 1: Daaaang, check out them daisy dukes on that hot ass over there!
Man 2: Them ain't no daisy dukes, son... them david dukes, and that's a dude!!
When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!
I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!
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(noun)
Term named after the Canadian environmentalist and celebrity
David Suzuki.
The term refers to simply NOT FLUSHING THE TOILET after taking a piss.
By not using excess water from multiple flushes, one can 'save the planet' one piss at a time.
This often results in acrid bog water. The likes of which can sting the nostrils if strong enough.
Whoa, whoa, don't flush that just yet...I'm pullin' a David Suzuki.
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Some dude who thought he was the reincarnation of Jesus or something so he had like 47 wives and they had like 76 children and they all lived in a big house in Waco, Texas.
The US Government got jealous because they could never get that much pussy, even if they tried, so the blew up his house and killed all of them.
Guy 1: Yo Man! I Picked Up A Whole Bunch of Chick at Dat Rave Last Week!
Guy 2: Yo Homie! You Be Pimpin Like David Koresh!
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Third baseman for the New York Mets. One of the best Mets to run the bases of Shea Stadium or Citi Field. He puts his heart and soul into his work and pays attention to his fans, unlike most of the Yankees. He's so many kids' heroes. He's outstanding all around: being a hard-working and amazing major league baseball player, having a fantastic personality, AND being gorgeous beyond all reason. He's someone the Yankees cry over. Every newspaper in the country uses "Wright" puns.
The day David Wright wears a Yankees uniform is the day Hell freezes over.
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A character from the "Haunted Elevator" sketch on SNL. Portrayed by Tom Hanks, this man in a pumpkin suit, accompanied by beat boxing skeletons, puts on a show to the riders of the Haunted Elevator by addressing himself ("I'M DAVID PUMPKINS!") and then playing his signature theme music while spanking the skeletons. At the end of his act, he says, "ANY QUESTIONS???" as the elevator doors close. Other acts on the ride collaborate with David as well. No one really knows much about him except his name. Is he a local celebrity? From a commercial?
Friend 1: "Did you like the Haunted Elevator ride?"
Friend 2: "It sucked. 73 out of 100 floors featured David Pumpkins."
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