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When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.
"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."
He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".
There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.
He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.
Guy who originated from the hit battle royale game developed and published by Epic Games released in 2017 called "Fortnite: Battle Royale".
Oh my god Hank look its Unreal Phantom from the hit battle royale game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"
A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch
Him: whoops that was mec
When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.