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A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.
a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female
Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause
The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.
Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.
When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.
"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."
Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians
Butthole with hemorrhoids.
I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic