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A media teacher is a teacher who teaches stuff we will never need in our life and is a complete waste of time. Spends most of her time typing stuff on her computer instead of teaching. Is usually nice but turns evil if she even hears a small sound. Has phobia of insects. And is unfair to grade your tests.
My media teacher gave us 100 page essay for homework.
a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.
Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship
Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)
A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)
Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.
(Student raises hand and gets called on)
Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.
Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!
Or
professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.
Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
“Why is she acting like we’re stupid”
“don’t know man, she’s such a *Teacher*”
January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?
It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.
Ohh!
A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.
"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"
"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"