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Windows ME

Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.

In 2000:

Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."

by mrfunnylaughs February 17, 2020


Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"

Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!

by Babyslow July 23, 2021


Doggy In The Window

When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.

"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."

by JCo.Bloods June 18, 2017


Window of Enthusiasm

A very specific period of time that is entirely dependant on motivation, willingness and the possibility of reward.

Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.

by On the Buses November 15, 2020


Windows Whistler

The beta version of Windows XP
Originally from Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey, Windows Whistler is the beta version of windows that lasted from 2000-2001. It was worked on for only 1 year. But that does not mean that Windows XP is Windows Whistler. How? Well, as I said near the beginning, Windows Whistler was made because Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey was formed together.

Fun fact: Windows Whistler is the Beta version of Windows XP.

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon September 6, 2022


Window Buckin'

Staring someone down from inside a window with the intention of instigating a verbal or physical fight.

ie. Mean muggin from inside your house/apt.

Man ya'll shoulda seen this hoe window buckin' me from her second story project! That hoe was trippin!

by paldrummer July 2, 2011


Everything Windows

A Windows YouTuber who makes videos on YouTube with "All About Windows" as topics on his channel.
Usually installs Windows Beta builds, Windows Mods, Experiments sometimes, etc.

Person 1 : "G'day mate, What are you watching now?"
Person 2 : "It's Everything Windows"
Person 1 : "Whoa, that's awesome dude"

by asalsubscribe February 21, 2022