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referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on
sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet
A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.
Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.
We will all do carpet bomming to start