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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019


Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 5, 2022


Chain watching

Binge watching with a twist. Emphasis on finishing multiple seasons or shows.

I chain watched all of Naruto and then got halfway through Breaking Bad. My chain watching is getting bad.

by Nachmanite May 8, 2021


chain day

April 24th// National chain day

Hey justin did you see weston wearing his ice on chain day

by wallabeenosebowl April 24, 2018


chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true

If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.

by KingAnonymous October 19, 2020


chain letter

what people who have nothing to do with their lives write on face book

if you don’t send this to 10 people, you will have bad luck for 20 years
chain letter/ ignore

by nad12345 June 15, 2022


Jarl Chains

A man who just wants the glock glock 9000

Man do you see that jarl chains he seems to be thinking about something

by Thetruthtellero1 August 10, 2022