Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

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Ching Chang Chong

A phrase understood universally by Asians as as a Non-Asian person confessing about their sexual attraction to a parent.

Example:
Steve (a non-Asian person) says “Ching Chang Chong” to Joe (an Asian person). Joe understands this as Steve stating “I am sexually attracted to my parent.”

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Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

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Progressive Change Management

Progressive Change Management (PCM) is the collective set of activities leveraged to increase user adoption. PCM allows an organization to initiate change management activities early in the process and in parallel to the actual configuration of the system. As the project progresses closer to testing and training, the change management activities must increase in both frequency and in content depth.

By leveraging Progressive Change Management, the organization was able to reduce post go-live issues and support efforts.

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nothing has changed

Durchhalteparolen pt 389

nothing has changed. i am still here. waiting for you to come out of this shithole. theres people waiting for you on the other side. its not perfect but its alright.

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Mexican Change Purse

An item that is very popular on a shelf that is so coveted, it is stolen often.

I drooled over the fine craftsmanship of a mexican change purse

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the game has changed

A blanket statement used in a situation where one party intentionally acts against the wishes of another party, despite initially agreeing to their terms. Broad enough to confuse the target, but vague enough to deter any further questioning. For maximum effect it should be said with an air of mysterious confidence.

Guy 1: "What's the deal bro? I called dibs on that chick, and now you're chatting her up?"

Guy 2: "The game has changed, my friend. Now run along, I'm working here."

Guy 1: "...Whatever, man."

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