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when you see a girl or guy dress like a hoe or acting like one. You turn and ask your friend if the hoe check is approved.
you: hoe check?
friend: hoe check!
or
you: can i get an approval on this hoe check?
friend: why you sure can my good sir, one hoe check has been approved.
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VIBE CHECK VIBE CHECK VIBE CHECK VIBE CHECK
???: YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK TIME FOR DIE
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-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "
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when yo' boyfriend always be looking at his fingers.
why you always checking the digits Terrance? you think you gonna find something new?
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kid: can i get a coke
lady: hers a check
kid: wtf??!?!! dayummmm nigga bootleg coke
lady: no its a check soda :)
kid: nigguh plz
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A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
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When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.
Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.
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